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@buckybarnesisbetterthanyou

I cry over fictional characters. Amature artist, if you want me to make you something just ask.

MULTI FANDOM COFFEE LOVERS GIVEAWAY

There will be SIX winners total, and the order winners are drawn in will get to pick their prize pack!

Prize Pack 1

  1. Caffeine mug
  2. Zombie Mug

Prize Pack 2

  1. Soft Kitty Wallet (not coffee but hey)
  2. Moustache Mug

Prize Pack 3

  1. Caffeine Mug
  2. Moustache Mug
  3. Marvel MODOK Mug

Prize Pack 4

  1. Doctor Who TARDIS Coasters
  2. Moustache Mug

WORLDWIDE WINNER 1 - Amazon Gift Card

WORLDWIDE WINNER 2 - Amazon Gift Card

RULES:

  • must be following me 
  • Reblog and/or like to enter
  • You can reblog as many times as you want, if you want to annoy the crap out of your followers, go ahead.
  • No giveaway blogs
  • ENDS JUNE 5TH, 2017!
  • Winners will be contacted one at a time after the contest is over so that the winners can choose a prize pack in the order they were chosen.
  • I can only ship physical products within the US; this is only because of crazy shipping costs, and I spent all my money on these prizes! Up to 2 international winners can be chosen and they will each get a $15 gift certificate by email to Amazon.
  • Winners will be chosen using random.org
  • Your ask box must be OPEN for me to contact you
  • The winners must respond within 24 hours  of me sending the original message, and reply within 48 hours to all contacts after that, or a new winner will be chosen.

today in french we were doing an exercise on adjective forms and some of the sentences said things like “boys prefer pretty girls,” “girls prefer muscular boys,” etc. and my 40 yr old straight married professor makes an awkward face and says “ok, wow these just got weirdly heteronormative. how about you fill in the blank with whatever noun-adjective combination you want, as long as it follows correct grammar”

and the answers that we came up with were amazing.

  • girls don’t prefer boys, girls prefer (fast) cars and money 
  • boys prefer beautiful barbecues
  • girls prefer annoying cats
  • boys prefer 75 large plastic dinosaurs
  • and of course: pretty girls prefer pretty girls 

so remember kids, heteronormativity doesn’t belong in the classroom but 75 large plastic dinosaurs do.

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